Geof: If I’m a prophet my line must be “Repent! Turn from your evil ways and commit yourself to the Lord or disaster will befall you!”
Michelle: Oh, you’re no help! [taking ipod out of pocket and talking to it] What about you? Do you say yes or no?
Mark: What are you doing now?
Michelle: I’m consulting an ipod. [blank looks from Geof and Mark] What? It’s Biblical! Look, 1 Samuel 23, from verse 9: When David learned that Saul was plotting against him, he said to Abiathar the priest, “Bring the ipod”, and then David asks his question, and the Lord replies through the ipod ...


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