Geof: I could?
Michelle: Yes! Mr Prophet, does God say yes or no?
Geof: If I’m a prophet my line must be “Repent! Turn from your evil ways and commit yourself to the Lord or disaster will befall you!”
Michelle: Oh, you’re no help! [taking ipod out of pocket and talking to it] What about you? Do you say yes or no?


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