Megan: Are you keeping short accounts?
John: [prods Mark in arm instead] I don’t keep accounts at all, Sarah does that in our house...
Megan: I mean with God! Are you regularly repenting to make sure you don’t have a build-up of sins against your name?
John: Oh, yes [hits Mark]. Sorry. See, I just apologised...
Megan: Have you said sorry to God as well?
John: [hits Mark] Sorry Mark; sorry God. [hits Mark – sighs] I still feel guilty...
Mark: Can I say something?


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